What Happened to Cory?
Dear Customer Service Reps at Simply Audiobooks who are, Apparently, Still Not Permitted to Answer Direct Questions
After the rather poor ending to our relationship, I'd think the last thing you'd want is to keep in touch. There's really no question of us remaining friends.
Still, you felt some compelling need to send me a reminder that my rental shelf was empty, despite the fact that we broke up over 6 months ago. I responded with what I thought was a perfectly reasonable (if somewhat snarkily expressed) request that you remove my email address and other contact information from your database. Of course, first I had to struggle through your web form, which, apparently like your email reminder service is unable to tell the difference between current and former subscribers.
And what was your response to that? "I can confirm your account remains closed."
Thanks so much for that, Christina. *I* can confirm that my account remains closed. Unfortunately for both of us, that's not actually what I asked you to do.
Now how about removing my email address from your database, hrmm?
Repetitively,
Me