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Reasons Why #29: With the band

I spend a lot of time at indie rock concerts and such. Sometimes I'm guest listed in. Sometimes, I even party with the bands afterwards. But no one ever believes the fat chick is with the band.

I want to be thin, so that when I say I'm with the band, people will believe me.

Or at least think the band is likely to think I'm hot, so they let me in anyway.

Posted by on June 21, 2006 12:12 PM |

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