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Reasons Why #9: Dresses

I bought a dress for my brother's wedding on the weekend.

The I bought a coverup to go over the dress I bought for my brother's weekend.

Because it was either that, or have some serious alterations made to the dress, because my hips are two sizes larger than my boobs.

I would like to be thin so that my massively oversized thighs don't throw my whole body out of proportion, rendering it difficult to ever buy dresses that actually fit.

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