Reasons Why #15: Shorts
It's 22 degrees out at 9AM. It's supposed to hit 30 by noon. It's not even June yet.
I'd like to wear shorts during Toronto summers, but there are 2 problems with that. 1) My thighs are so fat that shorts bunch up, unattractively, regardless of how they fit, or what they're made of. 2) My knees are so fat that, well, they're just so fat. Fat knees are truly one of the least attractive body parts imaginable.