acho que não

I have ... daymares? ... about falling down stairs. If I arrive at the top of a particularly steep set of stairs, I mentally picture myself falling down it, fat thumping on every third step, slowly rolling to a heaping blob at the bottom.

If I'm going to die falling down a flight of stairs, I'd prefer to do it quickly and with grace - like in an action movie. I'm definitely going to need to be thin for that.